Playstation one: I always saw that the PlayStation was the grown up console to have cause it played discs instead of the cartridges, and my sega genesis was super out dated. I got a Nintendo 64 instead from a relative for christmas with banjo-kazooie…
ParappaTheRapper: I remember going to Montgomery Ward with my mom almost every week and while she shopped, I would play the demo version that only had the Master Chop Choop Onion level. “you rappin’ good”
Nickelodeon Magazine: I don’t know how many subscription cards I’ve torn out of this magazine and left around the house. My parents don’t get hints, and santa is a fucking asshole
Lego Star Wars Death Star: it was $400 with an age limit of 16 years old. Aren’t Legos good for kids with ADHD?