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  2. jalapeño

     

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    assburgers

    (Source: Spotify)

     

  8. can’t fool daniel with your asian tricks, gypsy

     

  9. ARRFF!

     

  10. getting paid on the 1st and 15th

     


  11. Presents I’ve never recieved…

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    Playstation one: I always saw that the PlayStation was the grown up console to have cause it played discs instead of the cartridges, and my sega genesis was super out dated. I got a Nintendo 64 instead from a relative for christmas with banjo-kazooie…
    ParappaTheRapper: I remember going to Montgomery Ward with my mom almost every week and while she shopped, I would play the demo version that only had the Master Chop Choop Onion level. “you rappin’ good”
    Nickelodeon Magazine: I don’t know how many subscription cards I’ve torn out of this magazine and left around the house. My parents don’t get hints, and santa is a fucking asshole
    Lego Star Wars Death Star: it was $400 with an age limit of 16 years old. Aren’t Legos good for kids with ADHD?

     

  12. Next week

     


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